{"id":66,"date":"2006-10-30T00:47:32","date_gmt":"2006-10-30T05:47:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/durcan.net\/blog\/2006\/10\/30\/an-irishmans-philosophy\/"},"modified":"2006-10-30T00:47:32","modified_gmt":"2006-10-30T05:47:32","slug":"an-irishmans-philosophy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.durcan.net\/?p=66","title":{"rendered":"An Irishman’s Philosophy"},"content":{"rendered":"

My friend Paul posted the following on my brother’s myspace page.\u00c2\u00a0 I thought it was pretty funny, and worth sharing:<\/p>\n

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An Irishman’s Philosophy<\/p>\n

In life, there are only two things to worry about\u00e2\u20ac\u201d
\nEither you are well or you are sick.
\nIf you are well, there is nothing to worry about,
\nBut if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about\u00e2\u20ac\u201d
\nEither you will get well or you will die.
\nIf you get well, there is nothing to worry about,<\/p>\n

But if you die, there are only two things to worry about\u00e2\u20ac\u201d
\nEither you will go to heaven or hell.
\nIf you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.<\/p>\n

And if you go to hell, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends
\nYou won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have time to worry!<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My friend Paul posted the following on my brother’s myspace page.\u00c2\u00a0 I thought it was pretty funny, and worth sharing: An Irishman’s Philosophy In life, there are only two things to worry about\u00e2\u20ac\u201d Either you are well or you are sick. If you are well, there is nothing to worry about, But if you are […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.durcan.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.durcan.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.durcan.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.durcan.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.durcan.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.durcan.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.durcan.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.durcan.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.durcan.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}